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accidental Urban Dictionary publication

A blatantly terrible and profoundly unsatisfying definition that makes you wonder how in the world it got accepted in the first place.

One theory is that there are two populations of Urban Dictionary editors with ingrained muscle memories that cause them to continuously click either publish or don't publish so much that even if they wanted to deviate from their tradition, their impulse takes over and a great opportunity is squandered.

Accidental Urban Dictionary publications are clearly a result of those editors that love to click publish rather than don't publish nonstop.

The opposite of accidental Urban Dictionary publications is difficult to define, since the poor people who submitted those definitions probably deserved to have their exquisitely clever definitions published but received a rejection email anyway due to judges who couldn't change their clicking pattern fast enough for one good definition in a string of bad ones.
Urban Dictionary Editor 1: Oops my muscle memory caused me to accidentally click don't publish for that definition I liked.

Urban Dictionary Editor 2: It's ok, what you just did is compensated by the fact that editors allow accidental Urban Dictionary publications through all the time.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
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publican

Dick: Skool iz more better since the publicans got us new Bibles fur reedin'!
Ann: You best shut up n' git to concealed weapons class!
George: Yall hear they be hangin' a witch this afternoon?
by Trevor Dorr February 6, 2008
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Pubication

When ones pubic hair is soo long that in order to cut it one has to use a bushwacker.
My vagina was so hairy that people began to call me " Jungle Puss" when I went to the doctor they said I had Pubication.
by Chidi and Ali October 12, 2004
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pubicans

Slang for Repubicans.
Pubicans are pussy starved teeny dicked Republicans.
by Demoncrat_with_Balls August 31, 2003
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Emotional lubricant

someone who uses deeply emotional or stressful trauma to gain an intimate friendship through manipulation.
Don't forget to apply your emotional lubricant when talking to _______.
by Raven2007 April 3, 2011
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lubricant

lubricant lube- Something to make the womens, vagina or ass, oiled up during some good ass sex.
"Yo bro, did u use lubricant to oil that ass up?"
"Yeah that shit was lubed as fuck."
by FORTNITEBEAST68 December 25, 2018
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Pubicate

(v.) The act of releasing vaginal discharge from the vaginal area.
Alicia, please don't pubicate all over my leopard print pillows.

Benjamina, you have pubicated all over your homework. You will have to turn it in next week.
by Cassandraandra23 June 14, 2011
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