Puberty

the time where boys become horndogs and girls become sluts. really weird and crazy things happen during this time. its weird effect lasts on kids from around age 12 through 18. boys' winnies go from carrot to aubergine. girls grow boobs and hips and bleed uncontrollably every month for the next 3-4 decades or so. boys get taller and bigger and get a deeper voice thinking they'll become like john cena just to end up looking and sounding like a monster. both girls and boys get pimples on their face that may or may not be temporary (come every once in a while due to changes in hormonal levels). the pimples that are always there are caused by a skin condition called acne. boys grow a shit ton of hair practically everywhere on the body, but the most visible one is on the face. girls also grow hair but on less parts and in less amounts. both boys and girls also think about whatever makes them horny 24/7 such as a crush and wank off. basically, you morph into a horny gorilla. it's a pretty weird time. for some people this is more intense than others, the people with 7 crushes and that sleep with 20 people from their school per day or wank off 57 times per day.

-Hey *voice crack* do *voice crack* you *voice crack* wanna *voice crack* come *voice crack* over *voice crack* today *voice crack* to *voice crack* play *voice crack* video *voice crack* games? *huge voice crack*
-Damn bro, good luck

Puberty

by mrbeast167 May 1, 2022

Puberty

time in the life of a guy where he experiences multifunction penis frequently resulting in addictive behavior or frequent nocturnal emissions concomitantly magnifying interest in women

period wherein orgasm pleasure increases in duration and intensity every few weeks, ejaculation distance broadens while the penis expands in length and circumference, growth in ball volume, height, and weight, deepening of voice. For some this requires an upgrade from boxers to boxer briefs.

puberty yields a growth in physical and metaphysical dimensions

by Matters Expansive November 7, 2012

pubonics

the art and skill that is shaving off your pubic hair or grooming your pubic area.

Before getting it on, I like to practice proper pubonics.

by ivonne carley June 21, 2004

pubfro

any type of genital region that exhibits the characteristics an afro.

Hey brizzle, you need to start wearing boxers cause yo pubfro be showing...

damn gina, you want to borrow my hedge clippers to get rid of your pubfro.

friend 1: dude, guess what happened to me last night?
friend 2: what?
friend 1: her pubfro damn near strangled me.

by massive pubfro July 21, 2009

Puberstache

The bum-fluff barely-visible moustache that pre-pubescent boys are oh so proud of

(Word coined by Sean-Michael Gettys and submitted with his permission)

aww look, your little brother is sooo proud of his puberstache

by LeeJP77 November 28, 2012

Puber

A pube you find in an Uber

"Hey look a puber!"

by Hanwen September 3, 2016

Pubernating

The action of being in Puberty.

I am Pubernating.

I was Pubernating.

I am about to start Pubernating.

by KingTuxWH April 22, 2018