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Bald Headed Psycho Bitch

B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.

It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.

Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
Jimmy, you bald headed psycho bitch, quit pissing me by slurping those slurpies.
by turkeh November 26, 2010
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sick sadistic psycho bitch

A parent(usually female) who comes into your room when u are sleeping and smells your breath to see if you have been drinking.
Teen: "what the hell are you doing you sick sadistic psycho bitch?!?!"

Mom: "how much did u drink last night?"

Me: "I don't know mom, like 2 or 3."
by Doug E January 21, 2006
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Crazy Psycho Bitch

A raging female who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, tries to get you fired from your job, then calls the cops on you and says she was victimized even though she came at you with a hammer and beat down a door just to get her cat who was terrified and hiding under the bed, then calls you the following next day wanting to reconcile.
by Luckyyou_2005 April 19, 2020
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psycho hose bitch

Someone (usually a woman) who acts in a crazy, or hysterical fashion. Usually goes around deseperatly looking for a hook-up.
Hey chikita. Smarten up alittle, your acting like a psycho hose bitch!
by Peter Sanchez May 7, 2008
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This bitch psycho

A female obviously obsessed with "HONEY KAY CAMPBELL". A sewer rat who instead of enjoying her Valentine's Day she was too busy making definitions of HONEY KAY CAMPBELL.

Probably one of my pillow talkers

But guess what I love you too
Oh you are really a "this bitch psycho" you wouldn't confront anyone.
by Your master February 16, 2017
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Psyco bitch

Crazy ass bitch who overacts to little things and is crazy and kinda slutty.
James: Damon she fine
Raymond: yeah but she's a psyco bitch don't fuck with her
by Jaquannn February 7, 2015
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Psyco bitch

Crazy ass bitch who overacts to little things and is crazy and kinda slutty.
James: Damon she fine
Raymond: yeah but she's a psyco bitch don't fuck with her
by Jaquannn February 7, 2015
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