homo promo

A gay couple particpating in a sexual act in front of others

Max and Sam had a homo promo at a party with their all their friend

by Danielle March 16, 2004

homo promo

Radio or television advertisment for the fruit loops comprising "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

Every time I turn on the TV they're showing another one of those damn homo promos!

by Richie Rich March 17, 2004

homo promo

Myja Johnson

Fo shizzle my nizzle My Ja Johnson

by Myja Johnson March 15, 2004

promoser

n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter

John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door

Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate

by language_sentinel August 25, 2005

promo twins

is when there are 2 fat ass girls trying to get laid/ walking around town, the pun is though each fat chick is a promo twin set, in other words 2 points per promo, if you see a whale thats called a going out of businesses or under new management which is worth 5 points

so when your walking down the street you tp your buddy and say o man look at those promo twins so they dont catch what your talking about, wo shes going out of business or is under new management! or both

by guythatismark September 15, 2009

Squid Promo

To say "it's all good" after an action that negatively affects you. Usually pertains to an action that isn't serious.

Squid Promo, I didn't like her anyway

by mightymouse14y8 July 22, 2010

promo bitches

Promo bitches are the hottest promotion team around. Run by two "fit,cool ledgends!" Helen and Emma.You can find them on myspace.

Person 1-OMG, we sooo need promotion
Person 2-We could ask promo bitches
Person 1-OMG, you mean...Helen and Emma the "fit, cool ledgends"
Person 2-Yes, thats them they did suche a good job for that band.
Person 1- Il ask them!!!

by crogi December 14, 2008