unlicensed proctologist

A TSA agent.

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

by TurkTurkleton January 4, 2012

proctor'd

1) to be on the receiving end of a drunk and
belligerent rampage before, during or after a friendly game of golf
2) to be assaulted by your inebriated passenger while trying to drive his vehicle to
or from the golf course

"dude, how was golf today?"

"it was great till i got proctor'd on the way home"

by the brrr October 27, 2008

proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009

Proctologist

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

ProctorOfWar

The term used when describing gay foreplay when one man ejaculates inside another mans rectum, and then sips it with a straw.

I ProctorOfWar'd him!

by EnderRagnar June 1, 2023

Proctologizing

To make and apology for being and ass.

I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!

Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.

by Tulip Juicyfruit August 25, 2010

Proctomity

- (n) name of a group of socialites who are friends since middle school and doesn't let in outsiders to join the party.

- (adj.) used by the group to describe the LGBT community in a discreet way

"Hey, can I join your Proctomity group?" "No, it's exclusive and I don't think anyone has joined as an outsider"

by YallKnowWhoItIsRight June 14, 2019