When your printer is not plugged in for a while, so every time you press print nothing happens. Then, one day, when it's plugged in again about 50 papers are printed, none of which you really needed.
"Where were you, you're 20 minutes late!"
"Sorry, I just plugged in the printer to print my paper, but I got major printer out spew."
"Sorry, I just plugged in the printer to print my paper, but I got major printer out spew."
by banana210 April 9, 2009
Get the printer out spew mug.At college in dorm rooms lots of people have wireless printers. You can print off of anyone's printer and they will never know who printed. Printing naughty things is particularly amusing.
"Hey Josh, your printer is spitting out an image of a woman getting boned by a horse!"
"Jesus, I'm a victim of printer hijacking!"
"Haha, gotcha!"
"Jesus, I'm a victim of printer hijacking!"
"Haha, gotcha!"
by TypicalChazz October 17, 2011
Get the printer hijacking mug.Related Words
by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016
Get the printer ghost mug.Where one person proceeds to go to the printer constantly touching it, rubbing it eventually getting themselves off to the vibrations as it prints and fulfilling their sexual desires.
Chris: What the hell!! Did you see Anne at the printer there. She was touching it up and getting all rowdy with it.
John: Yeah, she is a total printer whore!!
Chris: She must be, she had her knickers off as it was printing!!!
John: Yeah, she is a total printer whore!!
Chris: She must be, she had her knickers off as it was printing!!!
by The Venga!!! April 15, 2010
Get the Printer Whore mug.Semi-hot, dazed broad in Web Design Class. When shut down windows by pressing Alt-F4, she asked "How did you do that?!?" I replied "Alt-F4"...So she pressed Alt. F, 4. She in-turn said "Its not working!!!"
Also confused how to print in color.
Avid Word Art Fan.
Also confused how to print in color.
Avid Word Art Fan.
by NSO April 8, 2003
Get the Printer Girl mug.To guard the printer at work.
When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.
You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.
Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.
When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.
You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.
Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.
Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"
Office Girl 2- "So what?"
Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"
Office Girl 2- "So what?"
Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"
by RazorBladesInCandyBars November 19, 2010
Get the Printer Guard mug.Waiting in front of a shared office printer to promptly collect the output, to prevent your colleagues from discovering that you're printing your resume.
My manager noticed me holding a printer vigil today; he is becoming suspicious that I am looking for a better job.
by Kent W. May 14, 2011
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