lip gloss paint job

slang for oral sex; i.e. a womans lip gloss left on a mans privates after performing oral sex

damn girl you lookin' stupid fly, why dont u come over here and gimme a lip gloss paint job

lip gloss paint job by samsnowbuniii November 10, 2010

Paint Job 

Vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. Some refer to this as receiving your "Red Wings". Called a Paint Job because it "paints" the male genitalia red with blood.

Girl on her period: I am going to give you a paint job.
Boy: Very good, I am going to have vaginal sex with you.

Paint Job by paintingtherosesred December 9, 2011

Paint Job 

To be in the moment of a Blow Job, and have the giver-of-head wear one colour lip stick; go down, and up apon the penis, change the colour of lip stick, than once again up and down.
Continue untill disired colours are chosen for your paint job.
If done correctly, the lip stick should resemble paint on your penis.

Last night at that Rainbow Party, I got a Paint Job from your mother.

Paint Job by Space Comander Capt'n Fresh July 17, 2010

Speckled Paint Job 

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

Speckled Paint Job by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

Ice Cream Paint Job 

When a guy ejaculates in a girls vagina, keeping all the cream inside, and clean on the outside. In the song, said multiple times Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside, Ice cream paint job.

Justin: I was fucking my girl last night, and i gave her a Ice Cream Paint Job.

Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?

Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.

Ice Cream Paint Job by Cartmen125 October 1, 2010

purple paint job

Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.

some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.

purple paint job by shasha34 February 1, 2010

Hilton Head Paint Job 

When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.

"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"

Hilton Head Paint Job by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016