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pretzel

i.Dubya boy's worst nightmare and what will hopefully be his maker some other day.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.
i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?
mugGet the pretzelmug.

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush
chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)
by Ryan February 8, 2005
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Pretzel

A kinky sex position generally involving four or more people.
"Wow, that pretzel was amazing"

"Yeah, I had a pretzel with your mother last night"
by Prof. Yensaix April 1, 2009
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Pretzeling

When you and your partner (male or female) cross your legs behind your head and engage in sex
Yo me and my girl were pretzeling last night, shit was awesome.
by lildick123_4 January 1, 2016
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Pretzel

1) Anti-George-Bush snack, Bush killer

2)The best salty food in the world
1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again.

2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!
by redbeam October 28, 2009
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Pretzel

A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.
Anya couldn't walk properly because she had spent the whole night doing it pretzel style.
by JedwardWalbriston August 6, 2012
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Pretzel

To twist someone into the shape of a pretzel while beating them up.
by Sisski August 4, 2019
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