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The Potential

The term used to describe someone who you're more than friends with, but not in a relationship with. Short for "the potential boyfriend/girlfriend," it is used to define that awkward limbo phase where you're kinda dating/kinda seeing someone.
Son: Hey mom, where's Kelcey?

Mom: She's hanging out with Marco. I think he's The Potential.

Son: Oh geez, God help that poor boy.
by TheNickyZac December 18, 2012
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pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else
The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.
by dp916 February 14, 2004
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potential girlfriend

A girl that might be close to being a girlfriend
e.g.... Jones said jummy was not a friend but a potential girlfriend
by jumietohposh July 25, 2017
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poletential

The possibility that a person will end up working a stripper pole at some time in his/her life.

Certain factors in a young person's life can add to chances that the person will end up in the sex trade industry. A bad experience in Catholic school, broken families, inbreeding, drug addiction and general sluttishness can all be early indicators of a high poletential for a sleazy future.
Those skanky looks give her a high poletential.

Her daddy abandoning her has left her with serious poletential.

Every hit of meth is increasing her poletential by a factor of 2.
by Spudsy G April 12, 2011
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Fat Potential (FP)

A criteria that men look for when dating a new girl. The potential for a girl to become fat/obese after having multiple pregnancy's or getting old.

A possible indicator of High or Low Fat Potential is looking at how fat the mother of the girl you are judging.
When you look at a young girl, and she's not fat nor skinny but you can tell that after a certain age or having multiple pregnancies, she will be a fat unattractive cow, that looks nothing like the girl you fell in love with. That is HIGH Fat Potential (FP).

Or when you meet a girl and her mom is still smoking hot, that can be low fat potential.

Hence some girls have high Fat Potential or low fat potential.
by Ron Father April 8, 2010
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Pretentious asshole

One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Especially true in the art scene.
Hey Joe, did you notice that pretentious asshole hipster that drinks Starbucks, owns more than one Apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?

Joe: Yeah, so true.
by Ingrid Cole November 24, 2010
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pretendian

Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.
I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.
by ScoobyDooGang May 4, 2007
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