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the presidential

A type of short ponytail resembling that of the founding fathers.
Did you see Jay yesterday? He had the presidential.
the presidential by AMFye August 6, 2011

Presidential Aids

The sitting president reaches and a gropes his nuts many times at the oval office. A little scratchy whatchy. Over time if the sitting president keeps scratching his nuts he will develop a fungus, which first starts on the copper pen, which the president uses to sign his bills and the law. Instead the president creates a new mutant strain of virus that looks like a walking nut sack. This virus spreads to every president to touch the pen and is infected with the "Presidential Aids"
Have you seen Joe Biden? Rumor has it he has Presidential Aids!
Presidential Aids by Dj Nuts September 10, 2020

Have a Presidential Dinner 

Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger
I was tired out, so I decided to just go by the drive thru on the way home and have a presidential dinner.

Presidential Inauguration 2009 

The most awesome experience that could possibly be documented by a group of college students hoping to go on a heady road trip. An African-American president was sworn in and about one gozillion people half froze in the streets for hours to support him. There was strugglin', strivin', throbbin', and thrivin', but yeah, everyone was survivin'.
Remember when we went to presidential inauguration 2009 and Barack Obama said "Yes we can!"?

presidential debate 

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.
There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)
presidential debate by matt November 20, 2004

Presidential 

The highest or greatest state of being or effect of an object or substance .Presidential is used when an object or substance is perfect in that it accomplishes the maximum effect that it was created to do.Presidential is normaly in high demand and people with lot of money have it.
I got that Presidential,put it in the air!weed Yo, I just saw ole boy, he was pushin that Presidential!car
Presidential by Lewis Carter November 8, 2006