How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?
by Pronatalist April 26, 2008
Get the premature ejaculation mug.n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016
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Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
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Bill : Er....puchk
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Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation
by Night Patrol June 25, 2015
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by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006
Get the premature ejaculation mug.when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.
jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!
by odood19 January 9, 2010
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Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.
by Mark2010 May 23, 2010
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