A emotional disturbance thought to affect 2 out of 3 men commonly but not always around about the time of the full moon.
Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.
Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.
Mr Smith had not been himself this week, after checking his calendar and observing the phase of the moon he was left in no doubt that he was indeed premanstrual and that a nice box of chocs although may not vanquish the symptoms would certainly offer light relief.
by Sheecreature December 8, 2012
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Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
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The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.
To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.
Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.
Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.
A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.
So... get married and have sex already!
To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.
Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.
Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.
A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.
So... get married and have sex already!
Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
by fanatic963 April 17, 2006
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Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
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Get the Premarital Vaginal Defecation mug.The act of Sexting (Sexual Text Messaging) between two parties before engaging in the legal and/or religious confines and institution of covenantal marriage. See Sexting.
Billy: "Hey Babe"
Sally-Jo: "Hey Monkey"
Billy: "What are you wearing?"
Sally-Jo: <Naked Picture>
Billy: "AWESOME!!!"
Premarital Sexting.
Sally-Jo: "Hey Monkey"
Billy: "What are you wearing?"
Sally-Jo: <Naked Picture>
Billy: "AWESOME!!!"
Premarital Sexting.
by RockyRac December 1, 2011
Get the Premarital Sexting mug.A new age spelling and definition of the word "Premises" plural : a piece of land with the buildings on it.
Derived from the root word "Premis" meaning a single building.
Premisis singular: is defined as a tract of land with a single building on it.
The origin of the new word is almost certainly the Essex & Thames Police (UK)to define a "Single Building" instead of a "Group of Buildings" as defined under the word "Premises".
Derived from the root word "Premis" meaning a single building.
Premisis singular: is defined as a tract of land with a single building on it.
The origin of the new word is almost certainly the Essex & Thames Police (UK)to define a "Single Building" instead of a "Group of Buildings" as defined under the word "Premises".
Tonight we will carry out a raid on this premisis.
We found a significant amount of stolen goods in this premisis tonight.
We found a significant amount of stolen goods in this premisis tonight.
by LotsOfNewWords May 2, 2018
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