prejaculate

Is when a guy ejaculates before even inserting himself into the chick.

Damnit bill you prejaculated on my leg...sorry monica.

by Smalls08 January 11, 2008

prejaculation

An unfortunate and premature ejaculation by a male, usually out of sheer excitement and sexual arousal, and also due to any lack of self control whatsoever. This condition is commonly found in adolescent, pre-teens, teens, adults, middle aged, and older men. Prejaculation leads to feelings of embarrassment, anger, and hostility towards ones self, as well as the sexual partner. Prejaculation is also known to have detrimental effects on emotional and future physical intimacy. Prejaculation among straight males usually causes their female sexual partners to gossip among other kindred females, commiserate, ridicule the men in question, and buy more dildos. Prejaculation among gay men typically leads to peals of laughter and semen cascading down buttock cheeks.

Dude, I was watching some midget porn on the internet last night and playing with my man and the boys and I totally prejaculated! Gotta buy a new keyboard!

Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!

by johnny crap September 7, 2007

Prejac

Short for pre-ejaculation, but can be used to replace "bullshit"

"Man, that's a load of prejac!"
"You're Prejacking me!"

by Henry H February 9, 2006

[Preeyam]

Indian goddess who intimidates men.

She's a Preeyam, which means I'll never be good enough for her.

by wifeyUNC December 19, 2008

Prejay

Short for Pre-Ejaculatory syndrome.
When a man ejaculates before his partner wishes him to.

Dude, my bro was grindin it up on some chick last night then prejayed all over his underwear.

My boyfriend prejays everytime we start making out!

by Funnyguy39457934150 September 8, 2010

preeat

To eat hungry or not before a session of binge drinking.

I got my beer bong and a 1/2 gallon of vodka.
Joey's kegger is gonna kick ass.
I need to preeat so I don't pass out before midnight.

by banisadr December 28, 2008

preajaxulation

Anachronistic use of web interface techniques considered to have been rendered obsolete by the introduction of AJAX. (Other forms: preajaxulated, preajaxulation, preajaxulator.)

Your upload page has a serious case of preajaxulation.

by Dr. Voltaire July 9, 2011