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toilet praying

When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying
Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!
by Swissmiz October 29, 2010
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Pranking and wanking

An english phrase
When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them
Johnny was pranking and wanking over Sarah

"Hey Dave i keep getting pranked"
"Yeah its probably Eddie pranking and wanking
by Superjordz August 20, 2007
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praying mantis

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and put your fingers in her nose from over her forehead and pull her back. The resulting flailing of her arms makes her look like a praying mantis
Take this praying mantis bitch!
by Rob Pibbs April 14, 2004
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pranking

Is the act of someone ringing your mobile once quickly with caller ID with no intention of you picking it up, so that you will call them back. Generally becuase they are a cheap ass.

It originated from people with little credit on their mobile when they needed to make an important call, now it is misused for unimportant calls and many people wont return the pranking even from friends. It is frowned upon to do so and people who do it often generally end up with little respect.
John: "My girlfriend has been pranking me all night"
Tony: "Dude she is doing that to you way too often"
John: "no shit"
Tony: "what a cheap ass gold digger"
by Trez_City December 14, 2006
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Praying

The most popular method of preparing for a multiple choice test for people who lack the self discipline to actually study.
Did you study?

Of course not, but I am praying.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020
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Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.
Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.
by David Kinglord November 21, 2006
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Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
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