Pregnant

Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.

Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.

Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-

The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-

by ThePurp December 6, 2009

Pregnant Patty

The act of packing an extremely fat bowl pack.

"Yo, Will. Pass me that bong. I'm about to pack a straight pregnant patty."

by Johny Fresh April 22, 2014

Pregnant

What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum

Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!

by SlopNChop March 15, 2017

Pregananant

What idiots call pregnant.

Wait, so she's.. Pregananant?

by Uhh...DICK TACO. September 4, 2020

Pregnant Flamingo

A Hideous Drag Queen who wears hideous dresses that are so tight the seams are scereaming.

That bitch loooks like a pregnant flamingo!!!

by make you cry March 8, 2011

Pregnanting

Just waiting to blast out a baby

I’m going to drink all the wine in world when I’m done pregnanting this bastard

by 12molly January 23, 2019

Pregnant slut

A girl that, while 8 or 9 months pregnant, will swallow multiple loads of spunk from different men and often let them film it.

Guy 1: Katie is such a pregnant slut!
Guy 2: I know! She swallowed my cum!
Guy 1: She swallowed mine as well! There was so much!

by The Biggest Load August 27, 2022