Post-Up 

When a broad is showing great interest in a guy, and really wants to fuck him.

Money: "Yo Wake, that broad wants your cock eh?"
Wake: "Yea she's Postin-Up hard!"
Money: "I'd let her Post-Up any day"

Post-Up by Money Wake April 8, 2008

Post-Up Test 

If a girl is taller than you and in basketball terms could "post you up" and score on you then therefore she is not dateable for you.

John you can't go out with Jennifer she doesn't pass the Post-Up Test. She's 5'11 and you're only 5'9 she could easily back you down worse then Shaq.

Post-Up Test by Ballzack05 April 10, 2020

Post Up hour 

When co-workers gravitate to a certain area (usually around a manager's desk or someone they are trying to seek approval from) and talk about boring topics such as kids or shopping.

Damn kid, there goes Karlena and Jessica with post up hour again!

Post Up hour by anklebreaka1 August 21, 2008

post break up syndrome (PBUS) 

1. when you have just dumped or been dumped, and you are feeling majorly low, and all you wanna do is sit around and cry and eat chocolates and strangle the teddy bear he gave you...

2. if you've just been parted from something you majorly love, and you're really down about it.

"dude...i'm suffering from PBUS"

"damn it! i can't believe i'm not the play is over, i'm having theatre PBUS!"

post break up syndrome (PBUS) by converse_kid February 19, 2004

Post Break-Up Sex 

The type of sex that you have with someone else when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Rachel decided to have post break-up sex with her close friend Dan so she could try to forget about her ex.

Post Break-Up Sex by thatGirlwiththehair March 29, 2011

Post it up 

Also known as: Postin' it up, rock-it-hard, blockin' hard, etc.

The act of one or more people assuming random gangster poses, usually poses that originated from Run-DMC in the 80's. Crossed arms, gangster hats, bandannas, and Gumball 3000/Puma's and 13-14 year old girls are a must to correctly "Post it up."

Kenneth, Seth, and Jeff post it up hard.

Jeff tries to get girls to post it up with them. And it never works.

Post it up by Jeffrey Giraffe December 26, 2008

Post Her Up 

The act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.

Yo Dawg, last night I was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. I post her up on a kitchen stool.

You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?

Post Her Up by Sancho_Sam February 18, 2010