The Pose

Common foot fetishist slang that's used when someone lies down on their belly with their feet up in the air.

This kind of pose is common when someone lies on a flat surface (commonly a bed) and can't keep their legs straight, so they bend them up in the air, making feet and especially: their soles, visible above the head/butt.

Since this situation is fairly common, so, fetishists are often in the outlook for photos like this.

"I'm looking for photos of X actress/model in the pose."

by ffreak_85 October 23, 2012

facebook pose

An "I look so good from this angle" pose that people pull when someone is taking a picture of them that is likely to appear on facebook. Such pictures are usually taken at a concert/party/club, and are posted for no reason other than to make people appear successful popular and like they have a life.

"she is such a facebook poser"

by SYD_girl June 11, 2008

poseidon's powder

cocaine

i got poseidon's powder for the low low

by oslizzle November 26, 2014

Pot Poser

A person who ultimately thinks they know everything about weed but doesn't know a single thing and to try and sound cool. When they do smoke, they take a hit, cough it up and swear they are already high. While they are faking the high they post it all over social media claiming they are "in the clouds" and "one of the heaviest ganj smokers in the nation."

Friend 1: "Did you see Kyle cough up that small hit on Snapchat last night then tried to act like Wiz Khalifa?"

Friend 2: "Yeah dude, Kyle's a pot poser."

by Kids4Kooks April 18, 2015

Smells like teen spirit poser

One who pretends to be a Nirvana fan, but the only reason they liked the band was through Smells Like Teen Spirit. Some of these people would be Miley Cyrus, Paul the Llama, and the skunk living under my house.

Person 1: "Do you like Nirvana?"

Person 2: "Yes, I love Nirvana!"

Person 1: "What song do you think is the best? TELL ME QUICK!"

Person 2: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!"

Person 1: "...I hate you. Damn smells like teen spirit poser!"

by abcdcbab April 13, 2012

poser otaku

a person who pretends to like anime and tries to be part of the otaku subculture, but doesn't know anything about anime.

poser otaku: i love anime, especially one piece
real otaku: do you know who sanji is.
poser otaku: uuuuhhhh
real otaku: haha. poser

by j-19239233-434940 May 16, 2009

Gym Poser

That one person or persons who walk around the gym like they are the incredible hulk,They look at all the ladies and think every woman wants them,They constantly are looking at themselves in the mirror,If they see a guy lifting 20kg weight bar they come along and lift a 120kg weight bar slam it on the floor and walk off like the incredible hulk,They talk real loud and want to be noticed,They usually suffer from roid rage and jealousy and just come across as real arrogant jerks in general

Amatuer Guys at gym:Look at him man he's such a gym poser,

Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk

Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there

Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)

Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home

Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home

by Harry69 March 6, 2011