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Pornado

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A tornado that went through a potato field and is now a moving swirling mass of potato hell.
I came to see a tornado only to be hit by a pornado.
by Daddysama69 October 10, 2023
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Pornotato

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It is a potato that has been wired to power a device displaying pornography. There are typically two or more potato's
powering said device. A pornotato is also a potato that has chunks carved out,with a device displaying pornography mounted in said hole(where the chunks were).
Chris, what did I tell you about using a pornotato during the power outage?!
by DenisPro42 December 1, 2024
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Pornotato

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It is a potato that has been wired to power a device displaying pornography.There are typically two or more potatos powering said device. A pornotato is also a potato that has chunks of it carved out, with a device displaying pornography in the gap left by said chunks.
Chris, what did I tell you about using the pornotato during our vacation?!
by DenisPro42 December 1, 2024
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A masturbation session between work meetings typically done in a work from home situation. (but not exclusively required)
Hell yes! I have 30 minutes till my next meeting, perfect time for a pornhub pornodoro.
by evil ship April 4, 2024
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Poonado

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A term used to describe when an individual drops one of the nastiest sloppiest down right watery stomach pumping shits to ever grace a porcelain throne.

The poonado can be easily identified due to the appearance of dark skid marks smeared & strategically placed inside the porcelain bowl along with the foul toxic air swirling & suffocating the poor souls who find themself inhaling it.
Get the fuck outta my way cunts I’ve gotta urgently deposit a monstrous poonado
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