Portuguese Gas Pedal 

Invented in North Carolina by a non-Portuguese man, it is when you are having sex with a woman doggy style and when she reaches climax you pull out and kick her in the pussy.

"That bitch pissed me off the other night so I lured her into bed and gave her a Portuguese Gas Pedal."

Portuguese Gas Pedal by Tootiemangum March 4, 2005

Brazilian Portuguese

A dialect of the Portuguese spoken in Portugal(European Portuguee). It can be compared to the difference between the English spoken in the United States and the English spoken in England.
The most obvious differnce between Brazilian and European Portuguese is the way words with "de" in them are pronounced. In Portugal "dia"(day) is pronounced as "DEE-ah" while in Brazil its pronounced as "JEE-ah".
These differences in pronounciation in Brazil arose from the influence of the Amazons Rivers many native tribes. Since in Portugal there obviosly weren't Amazonian Natives to influence European Portuguese only the dialect of Brazil altered over time.
There are three main branches of Portuguese: European(Portugal), African(Angola, Mozambique, Guinea-Bissau, etc.), and Brazilian(Brazil). Of these three branches European and African are the most similar while Brazilian is the most dissimilar.

Good evening/Good night(English), Boa Noite(Portugese):
Pronounciation: bo-ah NOIT (European Portuguese)/ NOI-chee (Brazilian Portuguese).

Brazilian Portuguese by Jeff Portugal November 10, 2008

Portuguese scrabble 

When you cum into a shot glass and use it as an ink well to write your name on someones body using the tip of your dick.

Yeah it was a great date. We played portuguese scrabble.

Portuguese scrabble by pscrabbles March 9, 2017

portuguese patty melt 

When a portuguese female lets you have sex with her and you do anal, and you wipe the residue betwix the cheeks.

Man, you know that portuguese girl, she let me do anal and I did a portuguese patty melt after I was done

portuguese patty melt by Nigher whole July 17, 2017

portuguese rocket ship

This is when a person has explosive diarhea in a toilet.

hey did you see james? he just took a ride on a portuguese rocket ship.

portuguese rocket ship by makavellithedon August 20, 2017

Portuguese Bend 

A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.

My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.

I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.

Portuguese Bend by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021

portuguese man 

Portuguese men are the strongest and most sexually pleasing. They work hard all day so when they get home to their wives and girls, they expect you to get on your knees and fucking suck off their massive cock. Because Portuguese men have such massive cocks that it’s physically exhausting for them to jack off themselves. So you get on your knees and try to fit it in your mouth. Then let him fuck you in the ass while in the shower, because he’s leaving soon to go work again!

Daniel: im home
Jenna: oh my love your home!
Daniel: ya ya bitch, just suck me off while I eat and let me fuck your vagina in the shower, then get the fuck away cause im going to work, then with the guys to go fuck some sluts we find on the road.
Jenna: right away my Portuguese man, fuck me good, you deserve it!

portuguese man by Juanxxx May 19, 2008