Loopty Poot

the act of ripping a monstrous fart during 69 only to have your girl give it right back at ya.

i thought i let my girl know how much she means to me by ripping a massive air dragon during 69 and she in turn showed me the loopty poot.

Loopty Poot by MrBomangles January 24, 2011

poot lovato 

Demi Lovato's twin sister that was locked in a basement for her whole life, did not know how to act around people, looks like a moon.

"Oh look! It's Poot Lovato making her debut!"

poot lovato by GRUMPYTRUMPY March 4, 2016

Poot up

Dusty, ugly, a mess, basic, trash

That girl outfit is poot up.
His haircut is poot up asf period.
You poot tf up!

Poot up by Cornbreadbih May 22, 2019

Done up and Poot 

verb- The scientific term used to describe someone who has literally defecated their pants whilst trying to fart, or just plain messed up. Latin Origin:Doninus Poot-te, which meant "the bad soil upon the land".
see also. "Done and Peeuted" and "Howdy Deuootee".

Who done up and pooted?
Adam Shalom done up and sh*tted.
or the extreme
Hitler stated in his book Mein Kampf that he done and peeuted upon himself in the 40's.

Done up and Poot by Barron Von Poot May 6, 2005

Coot Poot 

Queef; A vaginal fart randomly or when the male is applying penetration during sexual intercourse.

Girl: *Queefs*
Boy: Did you just do that?
Girl: Yes, im sorry.
Boy: Haha you just had a coot poot!

Coot Poot by Jon Rog April 1, 2011

Poot Shoot 

The tube of with we make Fudge sausages from. Often used when expressing anal sex

I stuffed her Poot Shoot with my meat truncheon.

Poot Shoot by Me beefflaps May 16, 2010

Pooty Crumz 

The brown particles left behind after a massive fart.

Morgana: "Woah! Did you smell that?"
Mama: "Girl, you better check yourself. I think you blew out some pooty crumz with that one!"

Pooty Crumz by mamadoody May 21, 2013