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Poopsnake

Curse commonly used at CAFN server when one accidently blows oneself to bits with a frag nade.
by [Dope]SirRobHiFi July 28, 2003
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poopstroke

Yeah I was in the bathroom taking a poopstroke”
by Lilnihga June 5, 2021
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Poopshower

A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.
"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"
by thechop123 August 1, 2009
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Poopmove

What you call a move or turn made in any mobile game (such as Words with Friends) while sitting on the toilet.
Man that was an excellent poopmove you made today in Words!

I know!

Word!
by Axiomatic13 November 9, 2010
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Poopsnake

A rare snake found in dark damp areas mainly sewres. The most poisonis of all the snakes, it can kill within 3 minutes with venom that boils the blood and collapses the heart. The snake gets its name from the destenct look of a pile of scat (poop) and its unbearable smell that for some reason only humas can smell which is why people dont get bitten very often by this anke which is why you never hear of it.
Brown eyed poopsnake, Green poopsnake, Baby poopsnake
by The Almighty Poopum Snakum October 26, 2003
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poopoker

doing a lad up da ass
by jamie March 19, 2003
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poopmonkey

yo man ! That guy has one huge poopmonkey!
by poopman11 March 21, 2003
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