poopie nuts

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.

My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.

by The one who smiles December 29, 2007

Poofiatis

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

by Iman T September 9, 2010

poopie dickin

Unhygienic anal sex resulting in the transfer of fecal matter from the dirty anus of the partner getting banged to the penis of the unsuspecting penetrator, most often occurring between gay males.

Ted and Randy went back to Ted's trailer for some box wine and some serious poopie dickin.

by Skip Bumphrey April 5, 2008

poopiemuffin

A woman with a disgusting pussy. Also used as an insult to friends.

John: Hey man did you fuck her yet?

Craig: No man she's got a poopiemuffin.

John: Hey Craig you kickin' it at bayshore today, got plenty of girls comin' to.

Craig: Naw nigga got do with gymnastics.

John: Crag why you gotta be sucha poopiemuffin.

by Craig Got $wag March 4, 2013

poodirt

Mike daley's ugly face.

It burns my eyes!!!
wtf?
poodirt POODIRT!!!!!
oh... fuck off Mike

by djinc January 14, 2008

blow dryer poopie

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.

I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.

by Gajapidi March 18, 2014

team pooping

Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.

"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."

by Running out of patience March 1, 2008