Poopmonger 

They who habitually choose the Asshole Throne, (the middle toilet in the restroom,) especially if all stalls are empty when they choose their seat, and spread the Gospel of Stank (stink up the entire restroom)

That person over there Is a real Poopmonger, they always use the middle stall by choice.. they really spread the Good News of the Gospel of Stank.

Poopmonger by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020

poopfingers 

One who does not wash his hands after pooping. This also includes not using soap when rinsing your hands.

Hoffman got Hepatitis after eating fried chicken because he has poopfingers.

poopfingers by Francis O'Igby May 22, 2007