Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

pood

the past tense of poo

lux: vamp congratulated me for poo'd-ing
rowan: wtf is that
jay: what on earth is pooding
lux: poo'd-ing
its like pee
when u pee in the past
u peed
if u poo in the past
u pood
i went for a poo'd-ing
i pood
i peed? i pood.

by luxiepoo May 19, 2022

Kon Pood Pood

More than BFF, but less than Kon Kui

A: Mng pen rai gun wa
B: Kon pood pood wei
A: What’s that wa?
B: Mai dai pen fan mai dai pen kon kui tae gor muen ja pen but gor pen bff but mai chai bff u noe.

by ☞∞★™④εʌǝર_Ⓖεɴ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙™☆✪← August 29, 2020

Poods

A really cool dude.

Dude are you Poods? Holy shit I love you!

by NewtyBOT July 31, 2021

Pood

A totally legitimate word that means the paste tense of poo

I just pood in my pants

by Pood82 May 22, 2024

Pooded

Just a little fart

“ You heard that broo? I just pooded

by anonymous December 15, 2020

HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise

vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs

by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024