Acronym : Pounding Orifice of Nice Asian. Those with la girthy penis and an Asian fetish who always seem to find the asain at the bar no matter how attractive or disgusting she is. Usually done while on a business trip or away from the wife. Asians are notoriously tight "lipped" so the getting the girth vader penis in is a challenge. When done correctly her vagina should say "feed me Seymour" (search this phrase in google images, you'll find the one)
Kris: how was your trip to Orlando?
Mat:I had my way with a very tight Asian.
Kris: so you engaged in PONA?
Mat: I am the PONA king!!!!!
Mat:I had my way with a very tight Asian.
Kris: so you engaged in PONA?
Mat: I am the PONA king!!!!!
by Panhandles kinks March 29, 2013
Get the PONA mug.The area of the thigh that is very ticklish on most people. To find it, stick your hand in your pocket and hold your fingers over the hip bone. You cannot "pongapangus" yourself, but if you try it on someone else they will likely be ticklish (if they don't hit you).
by Chad The Frog May 7, 2007
Get the Pongapangus mug.1) A phrase used by idiots for any type of scam.
2) A specific type of scam. The operator (often from nigeria) of the scam promises "investors" that their money will be doubled in a certain number of days. The operator depends on the money provided by later investors to pay off his obligations to the earlier investors. This turns out splendidly for the early investors (assuming that it takes off), but later investors get the short end of the stick, as no more people are enrolling. At this point, the operator usually takes the money he has left and runs. This generally sucks for the later investors. Not that I care, because you have to be a total dumbass to enroll in a ponzi scheme anyhow.
2) A specific type of scam. The operator (often from nigeria) of the scam promises "investors" that their money will be doubled in a certain number of days. The operator depends on the money provided by later investors to pay off his obligations to the earlier investors. This turns out splendidly for the early investors (assuming that it takes off), but later investors get the short end of the stick, as no more people are enrolling. At this point, the operator usually takes the money he has left and runs. This generally sucks for the later investors. Not that I care, because you have to be a total dumbass to enroll in a ponzi scheme anyhow.
1) Bill: these people are trying to make me think I can get a free iPod for answering a survey. Looks like a ponzi scheme to me.
Me: Bill, you dumbass. That's not a ponzi scheme.
2) Just great. I just got another one of those get-rich-quick spams. I'm amazed that anyone buys into ponzi schemes.
Me: Bill, you dumbass. That's not a ponzi scheme.
2) Just great. I just got another one of those get-rich-quick spams. I'm amazed that anyone buys into ponzi schemes.
by gmx December 16, 2004
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It is considered rude for adults
It is considered rude for adults
by xkhiite November 29, 2010
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by mochamame November 3, 2009
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Just as Bob was about to cum, Lindsay gave him a ponar grab that extended their lovemaking another 5 minutes.
by Alright with me August 12, 2009
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by idk808johns October 31, 2007
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