Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009

Porta Pounding

Engaging in coitus while in a porta potty/john.

Wade and Jamie were caught porta pounding last week at the local carnival.

by Porta Pleasantries December 15, 2018

cross-town pounding

To gather yourself, your significant other, and three additional couples in a van and drive around town stopping at four random locations for sex. At the first stop, everybody gets out of the van and has sex somewhere at the destination with their own partner. At each of the three additional stops, everybody swaps partners with a different couple. By the end of the night, everybody will have had sex with four different people in four different places.

Lee: "My girl is really hot, but I wanna fuck your fiancee and those two other chicks, too."
Andrew: "Sounds good to me. Let's go cross-town pounding!"

by atrain007 October 15, 2012

Pounding Guy

Someone who used to hang with his friends on the reg but has lost touch with them because he has a girlfriend now. He sits at home with her all day and screens your calls.

Jean is a pounding guy now

by orlandobloomingonion November 8, 2009

pounding mound

The protruding mound surrounding (and part of) a womans vulva.

*This term was coined at Doctor's Cave Beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Hey, look at that one in the blue bikini, the one with the big pounding mound!

by Dietrich R. January 11, 2008

pounding a tank

To do a large women.

A: Man, last night i was caught pounding a tank! It was the best time i have ever had
B: THAT'S GROSS!

by Chester the child April 23, 2008

pounding the muffin

Verb: A slang term used to describe intercourse.

"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."

by Ironwolf99 January 2, 2014