Poke some Smot

To smoke some weed (A.K.A pot)
(Just switch the P and the Sm, of Poke and Smot)

Bro: Yo, you got some tree on you?
Me: Always Bro, What you tryna Poke some Smot?
Bro: I'm down. *grabs bong*

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Poke steak

Over sized pork chop with the thick gristle on it

I went over granny house and she made me a poke steak with mash potatoes

by YAHZEKE ZANE December 22, 2023

poke n stare

When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decreases the already minute chance of a woman achieving orgasm via fingering by almost 85%.

Girl 1: Ugh, Josh gave me the poke n stare last night. I had to fake it to get him to stop.
Girl 2: Ouch.

by Lush August 2, 2008

poke and sniff

A very old way of how the US government checks meat. They would use rods to poke the meat and sniff the rod to see if the meat had bacteria. If the meat smelled bad, then it would be "dirty" and wouldn't pass inspection. This was a pretty bad way to check, cause the inspectors wouldn't wash the rods. That spreads bacteria from the bad meat to the good meat faster than covid ever will. This method was used until around the 1990s.

History teacher: What method did inspectors of meat from the government do during the 1900s?
Student: A rod to poke and sniff the meat for bacteria.

by CyanGuy December 9, 2020

poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.

She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.

by Jake January 30, 2004

poke n sniff

when you use your index and middle finger together and place it in a girl's pants to finger her then smell it afterwards.

jason was at a foam party last week with tiffany when he did the old poke n sniff on her.

by rollo tomassi April 20, 2007

Poke and Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.

Look at that yeti doing the Poke and Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)

by SkiUnit August 19, 2008