Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

pooted

To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.

Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!

by Mo Jasper November 2, 2003

posted

Hanging out

We are chillin posted at my dude's house.

by Keezy May 2, 2003

Potted Plant

used primarily in a sales environment

An individual(usually in a position of power)who is unable or unwilling to move forward with new ideas, methods to improve their business or get key decision makers involved because they are stuck in their old ways of thinking; becoming as worthless as a potted plant that just takes up desk space.

"I had a great conversation with Ann today but she's as worthless as a potted plant. She can't even get our proposal in front of her SVP, let alone their CFO."

by Adrian aka "Dr. Green Thumb" December 9, 2008

Posted

The absolute state of nothingness. You've successfully sunken into your brain. Your free from any mental barrier holding you back from a state of serenity. Perfect peace.

Chunk: what are you up to chink?

Chink: nothing much, man. I'm just posted.

by ThatGingerHater12 August 1, 2019

potted

To become higher than high.

Damn Dawg, John was so potted last night after smokin that L.

by Derrick"theone" July 29, 2006

ported stocks

Ported stocks is the name given to Garrett turbos, GTX and G series. It started when Sir Astil Johnson of Brooklyn, Nyc decided it would be better for street racing. He started this movement in 2021, with his Infiniti Q50.

Racer 1: Hey what’s done to the car?
Racer 2: nothing much, just ported stocks.

by Vr30 king August 14, 2022