Texas Pepto Bismol

The act of vaginal penetration with a woman suffering from heart burn on her period to the point of ejaculation. Once your semen has thoroughly mixed with her blood the woman hovers over a glass or bottle and pushes to excrete the bloody concoction. Then in an effort to soothe her heart burn, she delightfully drinks the mixture.

Ex. "Last night my sister was having a real hard time falling asleep cuz of her heart burn. In a last ditch effort to soothe her pain I gave her a Texas Pepto Bismol."

by Rockwallposter99 November 6, 2017

Pepto Bomber

A mixed drink which consists of dropping a shot of tequila into a glass of Pepto-Bismol. Typically consumed the morning after to help treat hangovers.

Manny: "Hey Vince, you hit it pretty hard last night. Do you want a Pepto Bomber?"

Vince: "Yeah, better make it two."

by Boozy Springer April 15, 2008

pepto

anything innocuous and curative

Don't worry about valerian - it's completely Pepto.

by Victoria December 10, 2003

Pepto please

A phrase used toward couples who are being very loving to one another, usually those who are dating, engaged, or have been recently married.

This phrase insinuates that the lovers' mushy talk will cause the person listing to vomit, therefore needing Pepto Bismol.

Rarely said to couples who have been together for long periods of time due to lack of needing to.

Lover 1: I love you darling.
Lover 2: I love you too dearest.
Lover 1: But I love you more sweetie pie.
Lover 2: Oh no. I love YOU more love muffin!
Person listening: Pepto please!

by PinkOrchid January 5, 2011

peptonismal

When one snorts the grindings of dried goat feces. People will often be peptonismal instead of using illegal drugs.

1)Was George on drugs?
2)No, he's just peptonismal.
1)Oh, I am too!

by JohnDoe09 December 4, 2013

Pleton

Pleton is used as another word for "idiot" or "dumbass", More specifically it means someone is not very smart.

"Why would you feed the fish, dog food Kaden!? You are such a pleton!!

by Desencadenar Feliz July 3, 2023

pepto nanner

Bananas that have been soaked in pepto for a year or until something interesting happens

Yo dawg pass me another pepto nanner, my stomach hurt like hell

by xXPeptoKleptoXx August 31, 2023