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1. n. playground honor is a system of ethics involving fair play, and a desire to avoid adult intervention i.e. the nannystate, including:

1) No tattling; 2) standing up for others when necessary, like Batman; 3) keeping one's word; 4) not being a wuss; 5) sharing; 6) not retelling rules like a wet blanket; 7) not implicating others when busted, regardless of the punishment for silence.

Playground honor was hegemonic when parents would beat your ass for shit; and it was considered unfair to subject even enemies to such treatment. However, Playground Honor remains important to allow play regardless of concern for hygiene, physical safety, and "feelings."

"Nobody likes a tattle tale," a common aphorism, central to the ethic of Playground Honor, and indicates the punishment for violating this system of ethics: Playground Honor is enforced by de-facto ostracism of violators, including tattles, whiners, and worry-warts.

Playground honor is supported by caretakers desire not to have to be bothered by punk ass tattle tales. However, some adults also believe that it is necessary to allow the inevitable injustices and dangers of childhood to be solved by children themselves, in order that they develop moral courage and a sense of self-responsibility.
#1 Mike hid from his nanny and held his nose until the bleeding stopped, although he knew his parents would be sympathetic and he hated Alex intensely for punching him; he had a sense of playground honor, and would handle it on his own.

NOTE: Playground honor is not limited to childhood, and may be used describe the moral decision not to intervene or seek out authority to intervene in someone else's problems during young adulthood.
by barry b September 15, 2010
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The Playground Effect

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When you were a little kid and you wanted to play on one of the elements of a public playground however some other kid was already using it. Therefore in order to drive the other child off of that component of the playground without outwardly saying something, you would stand there next to them and wait until they felt awkward enough to leave. After they left you could enjoy that slide or swing until someone else came along and decided to playground effect you!
We noticed that both volleyball courts were occupied, so we decided to use the playground effect so that the occupants would eventually stray away.
by Andy Chalor April 21, 2020
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playground lyrics

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when a wannabe rapper/mc comes out with poor/weak lyrics
you better take your ass home with them playground lyrics!!
by dale bridgewater November 11, 2006
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playground poacher

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This is a person who seeks relations with the general inhabitants of the local childrens recreational area. They also groom underage girls with the intention to engage in a sexual relationship in the near future.
Person 1: Look at that guy over there
Person 2: What a fucking filthy Playground Poacher
Person 1: Is that Liam Hughes?
Person 2: Maybe
by Khali would fuck a bear up September 1, 2009
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The unfortunate degradation of political endeavors into a child like stand-off.
The Bush family's playground politics have doomed the United States to stomping on sand castles in Iraq like a chubby, little, bully on the beach.
by Ripley1 January 28, 2007
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playground pal

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a pedo who hangs around schools to get the lil kidnergardeners
dude your old math teacher is a total playground pal
by JJJJJM March 13, 2011
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Playground Kiddie

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This is a kid in a game of fortnite battle royale that thinks he's in playground and builds 5 star hotels on each person he encounters.
Oh gosh i'm going up against a playground kiddie.
by TTV DrMoe November 10, 2018
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