Platano

Used to describe a Dominicans dick since they are pretty well known for the "big cocks" or "mandingos"

"Damn ashley, you know Moisse has a platano?"

by kristin April 5, 2005

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe

you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

by urban genius May 12, 2009

patato

A silencer for a gun.

Put the patato on the barrel. Guerill black

by R Killa May 24, 2006

Peatato

Describes an ugly yet cute person. The love child of a peanut and potato.

Damn I'm so lucky my girl is a peatato she wouldn't ever cheat on me.

by Mousiemarie August 26, 2018

Couch Patato

A lazy person who sits on a couch and be lazy all day

Dont be such a couch patato

by Couch patato666 May 9, 2023

mouse patato

A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.

Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato till his wang had blisters.

by slick550 October 24, 2007

patato

a triangular shaped genital, not a boy or a girl, but an it. a patato is very hairy.

EWWW!I heard Jake has a patato! and so does Hatch!

by Joyce Hatch December 25, 2007