plap

a vicious hand movement where the victim gets punch slapped. Can be violent, but not recommended without health insurance or to be practiced by the elderly.

Yeah, man if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna plap ya one.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

Plap

Breast
The sound generated from a pair of breasts colliding - "Plap!"

Dude, check-out the plaps on this chick!

As she jogged through the park carelessly and without support, the plap-plapping of her sof breasts excited her in a way she never felt before...

by CorkyBobbler March 30, 2009

plap

Plap - The sound of ones sausage whacking another person.

"I plapped him on the arm, lets plap another"

by Becky. March 9, 2004

Plap

To fart out semen onto another person's face.

"My girlfriend spat spunk up my arse last night so i plapped fuck outta her"

"I'll plap you mate"

by Volkswagen November 26, 2007

plap

Verb. to plap.
The act of falling in a hilarious manner, usually involving mud or faeces. The object can fall onto their elbows, knees, or even their entire body.

Abi plapped in the mud onto her elbows, and has not lived it down since.

by cobbyfan April 26, 2011

Plap

When someone slaps a girl in the punani (vagina)

"im going to plap you!" -

"please no! it tingles!" -

by D..S. December 15, 2008

Lam Plaps

The name for the sound made when a person's buttocks slap together when running.

These new noise cancelling headphones are great for drowning out the lam Plaps on my morning run

by Fiveslicepie March 9, 2022