When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.
Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?
Yeah man, he was planking.
Oh. Get a photo before he fell?
Yeah man, he was planking.
Oh. Get a photo before he fell?
by jahhman23 June 19, 2011
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"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
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I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
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Get the I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe mug.The internet craze that is sweeping the nation. Planking is for people who travel, are not athletic in any way, and who want to be noticed on the internet. It is the most disgraceful trend humanity has ever allowed themselves to do.
Ben: "Hey, I saw your planking pose on youtube, where were you?"
Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle"
Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size."
Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle"
Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size."
by Americanfather1953 July 18, 2011
Get the Planking mug.When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.
Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?
Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
by Plankpimp December 24, 2010
Get the Sandwich Planking mug.The stupidest fucking act ever where you lay on your stomach with your hands at your sides and stretch your fingers and feet downward and then post a picture of it on facebook. Many people choose to do this across a building, car roof, the ground, on another person, or on an animal.
by PLANKING~IS~STUPID July 25, 2011
Get the Planking mug.The act of laying on anything to fit in and look like a retard while your friends take pictures of you.
Guy1: What are they doing?
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot
Guy2:Planking
Guy1: Ew the ground is so dirty I'm going to go t-bag that faggot
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