platypustime

(1) Any time that is excessively strange, a.k.a resembling a platypus.
(2) Time for a huge amount of awesomeness.

1. Paul: "Whoa, dude, what just happened? I'm so confused."

Luke: "This is some serious platypustime."

2. "YEAH! It's platypustime!"

by platypusbiscuit April 12, 2010

perry the platypus

semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. doobie doobie doo da

Curse you perry the platypus!!!

by supaninja123456789 September 25, 2011

play in the snow

Phrase meaning to do cocaine

Those sorority girls love to play in the snow

by ufos8mycow July 28, 2007

coaches don’t play

It’s a way of saying “I help people with relationships but I’m not in a relationship.”

You’re so good at giving relationship advice, how the hell are you single?
Because coaches don’t play.

by Rachel Barry August 23, 2019

Play Quake

To fap furiously.

Optional: Leaving your mic active on teamspeak while fapping and then blaming Quake for the noises.

Man I'm horny, I'm gonna go play Quake

by Blacksmithofwords May 10, 2014

Play him off, Keyboard Cat

Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.

Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.

by null_device May 14, 2009

Play Date

A hookup with a friend with benefits, in the context of the Melanie Martinez song.

Melanie Martinez: I don't give a duck about you anyway, whoever said I gave a shit about you? You never share your toys or communicate, I guess I'm just a play date to you

by disneyfan056 July 7, 2017