Pied Piper of Poo

Someone who is followed around by a nasty smell. Or by an army of little turds.

Oh no, here comes Lenny! Hold your nose, he's like the Pied Piper of Poo!

by Bitch Monkey September 7, 2006

Brock pickering

An ugly ass white trash Inbred hick red neck hillbilly who never touched any pussy n got no motion whatsoever that faggot ass lil retarted lil bitch should kill himself

“Hey that’s Brock pickering look at his autistic dyslexic hyena lookin ass let’s go beat his bitchass tf up”

by Lil clit dick wit a vibrater September 26, 2023

the piper

A mythological or fictional being that collects dues while playing the flute after an evening of heavy alcohol or drug use. Bringer of the hangover.

(1) I woke up with a very bad headache, I felt nauseous, and I think I saw the piper in my kitchen. (2) On the way home from 111 Minna, I could hear the faint sound of his zampona and I knew I'd have to pay the piper.

by Montgomery & Piper August 26, 2007

Apple Picker

A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.

"Dude, get your hand off my leg you apple picker!"

by Tom Stevenson April 15, 2008

Quicker Picker Upper (qPu)

Classy: Prior to self ejaculation one applies a condom to his penis to release his seminal fluid, no clean up required...

Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.

Hey man you shouldn't keep that rubber in your wallet, it makes it less effective... No worries dude I'm just using it for a quicker picker upper (qPu)

by Sindora11 February 26, 2015

lenis picker

someone who picks lenis plants

He’s such a lenis picker ugh.

by jon.theprock September 8, 2018

Pickering Powerthrust

During anal sex, when the man moves to the other side of the room, takes a 15 metre running start, and thrusts into his partners ass.

"Woah, my ass hurts today."

"Why's that?"

"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"

by pohoes December 9, 2008