half pillar

When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid

"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"

by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013

life pillar

A life pillar is like a life lesson, except life lessons aren't serious.

Austin: Wow, that's a life lesson right there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.

by derethebear February 27, 2019

Pillar of Justice

The shaft of the male reproductive organs when it is erect.

Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.

The woman couldn't stop imagining about her lover's pillar of justice...

by Zen Thing July 28, 2004

pillar & stones

a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.

My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!

by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

Pillar of Autumn

Ship in Halo

uhh, there is no examplse. Its just a ship

by nun o' your business. no offense April 12, 2004

pillar baby

the baby of the pillar men from jojos bizarre adventure

Its ze pillar baby!

by 11/10 that boi December 16, 2019

Taint Pillars

Thighs. Guardians of the Taint.

After my 5 mile run in your mother's T-back my Taint Pillars are bloody raw.

by Clit Commander 2010 March 25, 2010