PILF

Pokémon I'd like to Fuck

Pikachu
Bellosum
Jynx
Claffarri
Snorlax
Jiggly Puff

That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!

by vontrick January 27, 2010

PILF

Pirate I’d like to fuck

Jack Sparrow? He’s a total PILF!

by Wellfuckman May 02, 2021

PILF

Paraplegic I'd like to fuck

Look at that PILF in the wheelchair, she's a hottie!

by seemor bunz September 29, 2009

PILF

Pony I'd like to fuck

Twilight is a total PILF ...you know it's true.

by Imtotallynotafurry November 13, 2011

PILF

Plant I'd Like To Fuck, a term usually used by a plant-fucker

Man, that hydrangea is a PILF. How much is it?

by jaggededge1313 February 11, 2010

PILF

Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck

When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.

"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."

by PINAPHILE March 10, 2009

PILF

A pancake that your bitch serves to you and you desire it more than her clit.

Randy: Bitch make me some pancakes.
Bitch: right on it baby
Randy: It better be a fucking PILF

by Weenzey April 25, 2010