pig in the blanket

an uncircumcised penis

Did you see that porn stars uncircumcised dick? That shit looked like a pig in the blanket.

pig in the blanket by D_style November 30, 2006

Pig in a blanket 

To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.

I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.

Pig in a blanket by Sebas320 September 16, 2012

Pig In A Blanket 

When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.

Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket

Pig In A Blanket by SHMEGMALATOR March 8, 2011

Pig in a blanket 

The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.

Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?

Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.

Pig in a blanket by downtowndbrown March 13, 2014

pig in a blanket 

a sexual action in which a guy's penis is rolled in a pancake, which is then consumed by a second party blowjob-esc style

the girl was high and was fiending for pancakes and to turn me on so she gave me a pig in a blanket

pig in a blanket by spazzznasty May 3, 2009

Pig in a Blanket 

taking the extra skin from the ball sack and wrap it around the penis leaving the end stick out just a little bit

Suzy took down my whole pig in a blanket

Pig in a Blanket by jmchizzle October 12, 2008

pig in a blanket 

when a bitches titty so flat you gotta wrap one around your hog to titfuck her.

Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.

pig in a blanket by Schmutz1g February 28, 2021