Bag-piping

Where the man puts his penis in a girls armpit, whereupon she proceeds to lift her arm up and down, like she is playing the bagpipes. This act is known as Bag-piping.

"We had a nudy ceildhi last night and had a good ole time Bag-piping"

by GaryB123 November 27, 2006

Piping it

To have a very large penis.

My boy Julius is piping it. He put his girlfriend in a wheelchair he's so piping it.

by Laura_J December 16, 2008

piping hot air

The result of masturbating so many times that only hot air can come out of your urethra.

Dave: Did you see that fit bird on chaturbate the other day with the massive jugs

Steve: Yeah mate, I was bashing off so many times that I ended up piping hot air.

by Johnywadd July 13, 2014

My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

peeing on a stick

1. The act of taking a home pregnancy test, usually referring to someone who is hopeful for a positive result.

I'll be peeing on a stick if I don't get my period by Tuesday.

by faerieprincess August 22, 2011

night piping

an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night

Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit”

by NotPorbeans June 3, 2019

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020