A horrible dark being that should be brought down. The true face of darkness.
Inventor of flex tape, if he is not stopped then there will be nothing left.... or right
Inventor of flex tape, if he is not stopped then there will be nothing left.... or right
Person1: “I sure do like Phil swift”
Person2: “No don’t you remember, he’s bad”
Person1: “oh yeah! Screw that guy”
Person2: “No don’t you remember, he’s bad”
Person1: “oh yeah! Screw that guy”
by TUCOPAP leader October 19, 2018
Here is the SHORT VERSION:
Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.
Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.
In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.
Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.
Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.
Also, if you made it all the way down here then please donate to me or follow me on Twitter!
Cashapp: cash.app/itsflexclass
Twitter: @ItsFlexClass
Thx!
Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.
Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.
In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.
Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.
Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.
Also, if you made it all the way down here then please donate to me or follow me on Twitter!
Cashapp: cash.app/itsflexclass
Twitter: @ItsFlexClass
Thx!
by itsflexclass February 11, 2021
Think about it. Two of the greatest men to have ever walked the face of the earth. Nothing can stop this dynamic duo. They will make the world hype again. They can destroy PewDiePie's meme review!!!
by He who sends it October 11, 2018
by Suvjet November 14, 2017
Phil swift is here for flex tape.
by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020
A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.
"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"
by sehiers April 28, 2021
A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
by Phil Swift's bestie September 05, 2022