phallicist

(noun)- one who worships the phallus as a symbol of male generative power (technical); more realistically, one who has a very strong sex drive.

Many ancients were phallicists, as can be judged anthropologically by examining their statues.

One can find many phallicists on the corner of 2nd and 10th.

by Derek Green October 27, 2006

phallicular

adj. Of or resembling a penis

Paris Hilton's nose is really phallicular!

by Rachel Woodhouse December 1, 2006

phallic glitter ejaculator

A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.

Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.

by Brae54 August 23, 2011

PC (phallically-challenged)

When a man has a small penis

Gretchen: "How was your date last night?"
Paris: "So PC, I won't be going out with him again."
Gretchen: "You are such a liberal! I can't believe you met a guy who is more PC than you."
Paris: "Not politically-correct! PC (PHALLICALLY-CHALLENGED)!

by masseclectic May 17, 2009

phallic

(V) When one grabs their penis to fulfill their sexual desires

(Adj) penis shaped/ penis like

The banana is a phallic

Every boy likes to phallic when they are in their room alone

by educating you on sex February 27, 2018

phallicy

1. a deceptive, misleading, or false notion, belief, etc. expressed for the benefit of one's penis
2. a misleading or unsound argument supporting an act which would be pleasurable for one's penis
3. deceptive, misleading, or false nature regarding one's penis, esp. size; erroneousness in relating facts regarding one's penis
4. In logic: any of various types of erroneous reasoning that render arguments supporting an act which would be pleasurable for one's penis logically unsound

He boasted that he was well-endowed, and this became a commonly believed phallicy.

He said he loved her, but it was only a phallicy.

All of his former hook-ups accused him of phallicy.

The most commonly used phallicy the fourth kind is "Everybody's doing it."

by Feistyy June 17, 2010

Phalliban

"America’s killjoy campaign against the male body’s, er, maleness" (Mark Simpson)

"I could understand if the FDNY was worried that Biserta’s hot body might be starting more fires than it puts out. Instead it seems like just another example of the puritanical American Phalliban trying to turn back the commodification cock that American consumerism started ticking."

by BondageTop November 27, 2009