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Peyton Manning 

if Peyton Manning’s name is actually Peyton krutz then ur in luck here’s the definition; usually very nice, has a big friend group, gets ass every other weekend,his best friends name is probably Russell or something like that lmao. Usually pretty sporty! He’s most likely single rn so hit him up
Oh my , peyton Manning’s sanuks look so good with that outfit oh and can you ask him to come scoop.
Peyton Manning by @anotsilbfrd January 1, 2018

Peyton Manning 

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead
Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.

Peyton Manning 

When doing a girl from behind, right before you cum, yell "OMAHA" and pull out and cum in her ass instead.
This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I pulled a Peyton Manning and called an audible.
Peyton Manning by GeraltPovino December 8, 2022

Peyton Manning's Forehead 

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

Peyton Manning-ed 

To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris
Peyton Manning post game conference.

Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."
Peyton Manning-ed by BFTQID October 16, 2012

Peyton manning weed  

a very strong combination of Purple Haze/White Widow resulting in a blue/white combination that will knock out anyone because of the high levels of THC much like throws from the Colt's MVP QB's throws to a receiver.
Dude i smoked a blunt of that Peyton Manning weed and was out for hours.