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petey pipe

A clear hollow device that has a bulb with a hole- (commonly referred to as a carborator)-in it at one end and a connecting tube that extends outward from it, and is commonly used for the smoking of methamphetamines.
Hey George, load up the petey pipe with some of that ice.
by Daryl Moore September 15, 2006
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Petey Pounds

A fat kid, who usually is one of the popular kids.
The Ladies love him, and he's always drunk for some reason. He loves to show his belly and make fun of people. And on occasion he smacks a bitch. He worships fat comics and rappers like Chris Farley and Biggie...that sums it up.
Yo Petey Pounds Just Beat Down Another Girl

Did you hear Petey Pounds rapping?

Petey's Poundin em' Down
by Jesus` June 12, 2008
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petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.
You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .
by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017
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speedy petey

The state of a mans penis after copious amounts of amphetamines, or methamphetamine. Not quite hard but not limp.
I was fucking this crank whore with my "speedy petey"
by Leeking 420 January 1, 2017
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Uncle Petey

Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.
Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.

Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.
by DixGrits June 21, 2019
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Meaty Petey

A male with an exceptionally high meat-to-bone body ratio. May be fairly short and hard to push over.
Jesus Christ- look at that stocky little fucker over there- what a Meaty Petey!!!
by Wilson U Devil May 12, 2006
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Petersyndrome

Stating the obvious. Similar to an oxy moron, but only a lot more obvious and moronic. a person with peters syndrom may also act like they drink and do drugs, of which they dont. They just say so because they think its cool.
*speaking face to face, person 2 is wearing an obviously red shirt*
person 1: are you wearing a red shirt? *seriously*
person 2: no shit.

"oh my god, ryan has the most serious case of petersyndrome"
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