Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020

pessimessi

The wife to seiwaya, and creator of many beautiful adopts

Pessimessi=rich

by Notseiwaya November 22, 2020

Pessimistic

Just being a grouch that see everything like it's a sad movie or something.

Stop being pessimistic.
No you stupid idiot.

by mightnightsnack_xd4 June 8, 2021

pessimist

One who is or has been a grumpypants is a pessimist.

casey miller is a pessimist.

by crista December 20, 2007

pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Pessimistic Penelope

A girl who always thinks things will turn out for the worse.

KPF: "My uniform got stained with gum but I think it will vanish overnight."
HBR: "No it won't."
KPF: "Well I think you're just being a Pessimistic Penelope."

by xenophyler December 14, 2010

Pessimistic

Definition: wendy

Definition of pessimistic: wendy
“our souls are connected and i hear your inner voice and it sings to me”

“NO”

by wendywendywendy111 September 17, 2021