pervette

A female version of a pervert...:)

1. girl one: Look at that stick
girl two:ha ha ha eww!
girl one: you pervette

2. I was at the mall and this girl was totally checking me out!!! What a pervette...man the things she was probably thinking.

by lololopolis69 March 30, 2010

Pervetron

(PERV – uh – tron), noun; portmanteau of pervert + electron

Ostensibly an airport security device that electromagnetically scans the entire body of the suspect, er traveler, and then delivers porn-grade, virtual images of said man, woman or child to underpaid TSA apparatchiks and the geeky technicians who maintain the device.

Sergio: Hey, Vito! Come feast yo' eyes on the piece of cheesecake that just walked into our new Pervetron-6900!

Vito: Man, those gotta be at least 36-Ds! Hey, Sergie! Zoom in there… is that a clit ring I see?

Sergio: Oh, yea! Cha-ching! We's got ourse'f a money shot!

Vito: Quick, Serge! Snap a picture with your iPhone for the collection!

by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger August 5, 2010

perverted-justice.com

Controversial website featuring chatlogs, photos, and personal information of adult men who have tried to sexually solicit what they thought were underage children in chatrooms. In fact, the "children" in question are the website's adult volunteers, who then publically post all of the man's information as a warning to parents and a deterrent to other would-be pedophiles. The work of "PeeJ", as its followers call it, has resulted in many arrests and convictions, much press coverage, and even the recovery of an abducted and sexually abused young girl.

"Did you see the latest chatlog on Perverted-Justice.com? That guy wanted to f*ck an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD!"

by Hopkin April 13, 2005

perverted non-pervert

People who understand all the perverted jokes, but never tell any. They get the sexual reference, but would never use any (at least they don't admit it).

So-and-so are such perverted non-perverts, they only laugh and never say anything sexy.

by itsomethingwesay January 2, 2010

Bus Pervert

The sort of person whose personality and/or previous actions suggests that they would be likely to masturbate on a bus (or possibly other form of public transport). These people are likely to be sexers

Person #1, "Did you hear that Alex wanked when there were nine other guys asleep in the room?"
Person #2, "Yeah I know, he's a real Bus Pervert."

by JMaxxx August 12, 2008

perveworthy

The sexually intensified identification of a highly attractive person, or persons appendage, which gives you the horn and qualifies to be perved or perveworthy.

Grrr! Brutus bring that perveworthy arse of yours here! I want to nibble it.

by Ruth's Brutus February 12, 2008

Pervy Draft

The gust of wind that (due to air pressure and wind outside your open window) blows your door open whilst you are in the middle of undressing, leading you to think that someone is undesirably entering while you change.

*Door creaks open*
"Don't come in, I'm naked! Gah I said stop it you... oh... you Pervy Draft"

by BrIeGd August 17, 2011