perpetual motion

Continuous movement, not impeded by friction or forces, and travelling at the same speed.

Perpetual motion could be used to provide electrical energy. Should an electromagnetic generator be constructed around Darwin's grave in the year 2006, it would be able to power approximately 25% of the world's electrical consumption by 2008. The machine would work in the following way: Darwin continually spins in his grave due to the presence of mindless idiots in the human race, of which there are a great number (thus increasing Darwin's rotational speed). All you need to do is electrically charge his body and you have an infinite power supply (just as human stupidity is infinite). There have been, and always will be, idiots in the world, as provided by teenaged mothers, thus providing perpetual motion on the part of Darwin's corpse.

by Lord of the Pies August 30, 2008

Perpetual PMS

When a bitch just won't stop naggin', complainin', and otherwise hatin' on a perfectly respectable young lad.

PPMSer: Get me a chicken sandwich, and a Dr. Pepper. And some waffle fries bitch.
Boyfriend: Yes dear.
(Later)
Bf's Friend: Dude why do you always bend over and take it from her.
Bf: I don't know, but that bitch got some perpetual pms goin' on.

by J. David Bennett January 27, 2008

McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.

"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"

by Drum Bentley July 3, 2006

perpetual

Eternal, everlasting

The perpetual spinning, flashing, twirling, splashing, and rotation and fluorish of colors and lights everywhere are but a few of the spoils of halucenagenic mushrooms.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Perpetually Stoned

(adj.) Used to describe someone who always has the characteristics of being stoned, even if they're not.

Guy 1: Dude look over at Kevin, hes so stoned!

Guy 2: Naw man, hes just perpetually stoned, hes like that every day

by Paddah July 9, 2010

Perpetually High Steve

That kid in my cisco class who was forever stoned.

Bastardization of Extra High Steve

Perpetually High Steve, often named on the couches in the lobby.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

Perpetual Jet Lag

A hard rock band known for their epic music and energetic stage performance. They hail from the state of Washington in the United States. The music describes levels of society, including the envronment, war, disatisfaction with music, and very often social status.

Perpetual Jet Lag formed their band, the greatest seen in all the land. They said "come fellows take our hands, we'll bring this rock to everyman."

by theroosterman February 8, 2010