Patient: doctor , I have a pain and swelling in the ass
Doctor: You have hemorrhoids. Get this suppositories, and use it twice in a day per rectum.
Patient: doctor, what does 'per rectum mean'?
Doctor: apply it rectally
Patient: what is rectally? Can you explain it simple?
Doctor (getting annoyed): Through the ass!
Doctor: You have hemorrhoids. Get this suppositories, and use it twice in a day per rectum.
Patient: doctor, what does 'per rectum mean'?
Doctor: apply it rectally
Patient: what is rectally? Can you explain it simple?
Doctor (getting annoyed): Through the ass!
by dildo777 November 10, 2017
Get the per rectummug. Nothing out of the ordinary here!
by leadfeather89 May 15, 2010
Get the As Per Usualmug. A Pretentious term, often used both out of context and too often by people who would like to sound more intelligent than they actually are.
"I know that you are my best friend but if you continue to use this phrase i shall have to kick the living shit out of you"..."Ok i wont kick shit out of you per se but i`ll certainly make you wish you had never said it"
by David Whittaker March 3, 2008
Get the per semug. by nigjew October 7, 2007
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Get the Per Chinamug. by ken lewis February 26, 2004
Get the per saymug. The name of a handsome young man with a sizable penis, The name has been given to many, but non as infamous as Per Emil IV. His charm, looks and manly provado has blown away many women, including the sister of Eirik.
by Undeadmarston February 24, 2021
Get the Per Emilmug.