pennis elbow

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.

Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!

by sandspit November 25, 2007

Pennix

To be an awesome, badass, cool, sexy, and stoic.

Jamison Pennix is an awsome sexy mothafo.

by Chidogashi09 April 3, 2010

ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.

1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.

by yo mamma May 13, 2005

Pennfield

That massive pile of shit that we call a school. All of the kids are complete assholes, and all of the girls are complete sluts and attention whores. Totally there are 5 or 6 tolerable people in the schools. All the sports teams except baseball are the worst and the only thing good about this school is the cookies. HOLLY SHIT THE COOKIES ARE SO FUCKING GOOD.

Hey do you go to pennfield
Yeah
Sucks too be you

by qeoj bjb May 9, 2012

peenie

A teeny tiny penis the size of a little baby, a wee wee that should cause shame and total humiliation to any boy who has one

Tommy was pantsed at the public pool, and all the boys and girls saw his little peenie! All Tommy could do was cover his dinky with his hands as everyone pointed and laughed at him.

by Cody Langley March 4, 2009

ghetto penning

One who writes about ghetto life.
To document ones experience of living in the inner city.

The rapper begins ghetto penning his thoughts into lyrics.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

I smell pennies

A phrase or term used when a conversation dies or to shout out in the middle of the hall way.

- Amoi & Kiki Daniels

*Amoi and Kiki spot each other in the hallway*

Amoi & Kiki: I smell pennies!!!

by Deleteus the Fetus February 18, 2019