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by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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by Emi Mac Donald November 22, 2018
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Play it by penis

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Same idea as play it by ear, except pertaining to sexual situations.
Guy 1: So when you gonna do that girl?

Guy 2: I don't know, I'll just play it by penis.
by Jamal Rakens June 19, 2010
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Penis Clapping

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The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
by Cactus92 November 14, 2011
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Frankenstein Penis

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A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.
by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020
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Guacamole nigga penis

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A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019
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Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"
by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021
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