Penis butter

Noun: The white stuff that comes out of the male penis after ejaculation. Also known as seamen, cum and sperm.

Damn homie, Sarah swallowed all of my penis butter this morning. I was impressed.

by ManOfTheMay December 20, 2021

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Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.

by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025

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Butter Penis

A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.

Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.

That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.

by NoPeenPls September 16, 2009

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Peanut Butter Penis

This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.

"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"

"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"

"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"

by Black Death 22 February 11, 2009

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